The Last Temptation of Homer
Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me! I didn’t get rich by signing checks. Stan Lee never left. I’m afraid his mind is no longer in mint condition.
- You don’t win friends with salad.
- Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”
- Homer no function beer well without.
- I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.
Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You’re from two different worlds… Oh, I’ve wasted my life. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who’s been screwing with this thing?
Duffless
I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.
- The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity…
- Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.
- When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.
The Last Temptation of Homer
Ahoy hoy? Fire can be our friend; whether it’s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.